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1. Sticky:A Message Regarding "Hyperdunking" - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
The ocean of tears in this thread is so vast that I could swim in it for days and never see land. From the bottom of my cold piratey heart, thank you! PS: PM me if you need an escort for your freighter or Bowhead filled with billions worth of stu...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2015.01.28 23:46:36
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2. Open Letter to James 315 and the New Order of Highsec and those tired of thier a... - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
I didn't think it was possible, but you filled up my tear bucket. Kindly hold for a moment whilst I grab my other one.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.10.24 09:07:00
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3. When was the last time you were held for ransom? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Inxentas Ultramar wrote: I have never ever been ransomed. I hear to many people say "...and then I blew him up anyway HURR HURR HURR" so I would imagine the profession is dead, and thus I have never tried ransoming ships or pods myself. It's...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.10.08 20:28:00
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4. WARNING: FAILED RANSOM DEAL - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Just to iterate to non-believers: there are some pirates out there like TunDraGon who do honor ransoms when we offer or are asked for one. We are the oldest pirate corp in Eve and maintain a strict policy on ransoming. If you're caught by us, take...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.09.20 05:32:00
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5. Announcement:Tranquility experiencing startup issues - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Thanks for the update. Keep at it. As a Sys. Engineer I know how frustrating these sorts of things can be. These whining neckbeards can wait.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.08.06 11:57:00
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6. Whats up with concord???? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
One of my all time favorite thing was finding carebears in BS's using smartbombs in missions. Scan them down, warp in with a noobship and fly right into their smartbomb. Insta-Concordokken! Hilarious! Sure, I may have lost a pod now and then but t...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.06.14 21:42:00
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7. Quitting EVE - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
If you find yourself bored, it is largely your own fault. In this game it's the players that create the content, the conflicts, wars, and the tears. Yours, by the way, are delicious. I shall bottle them and carry them close to my cold and evil heart.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.06.14 21:37:00
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8. CCP stll needs to do something about cloaks - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
My god, these carebear tears are so delicious! As it's been said before a million times and said once again; the only thing denying you from being able to "do stuff" is your abject fear of losing something. No risk, no reward. Simple. If you are ...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.06.14 21:29:00
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9. Announcement:Unexpected Dowtime Update - Tranquility Is Back Online - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
There are 3 guarantees in life: death, taxes, and that their will be big whiny babies in Eve. That being said, lets have a nice hot cup of realism here. There are vulnerabilities in everything and it's damn near impossible to patch every single o...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2013.06.03 14:14:00
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10. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime - November 4th - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Malchristus wrote: Daemon Ceed wrote: nortelslug wrote: 100% uptime HA costs HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars, plus full hardware replacement in multiple datacenters at regular intervals + running a backup internet. For $200/month@400K p...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.11.04 04:16:00
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11. Announcement:Unscheduled Downtime - November 4th - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
nortelslug wrote: 100% uptime HA costs HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of dollars, plus full hardware replacement in multiple datacenters at regular intervals + running a backup internet. For $200/month@400K players, it MIGHT be doable. **** happens. ...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.11.04 03:49:00
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12. Barge Fairy Tale: CCP saving stupid Pigs from themselves. - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
As a ganker, I'll give my reasons: 1.) It's HILARIOUS! 2.) Profit Does there need to be any other reason? Miners are like giant space pinatas.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.27 05:14:00
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13. the new mining barges stats let the gankers cry - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
:slaps hands to cheeks: Oh noes! I'll have to use 2 moar Catalysts to gank a Hulk! What ever shall I do?!?
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.26 23:58:00
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14. What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
That smell of chloroform will wear off shortly. The shame, however, will not.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.26 23:55:00
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15. As a young player, what choices do I have to legally take advantage of the weak? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Lord Arakkis wrote: I want to keep it within EVE rules and dont want to completely get kicked out of hi sec (just yet at least), so what are some of the known activites I can learn? You'd be surprised what a Catalyst or a Thorax can flipper ...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.26 23:49:00
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16. EVEALOPALOUS - Practically free isk! - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Cool story, bro.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.26 23:47:00
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17. Fair Warning: Hulkageddon V Backlash Predicted - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
I would like to publicly state here that my behavior of ganking miners is in no way shape or form associated with or connected to Hulkageddon V or any future iteration of it. I do it to terrorize those in highsec who feel that they can hide from t...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.10 18:04:00
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18. Fair Fights???? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Rene Fullchest wrote: I have, for so long, heard the whinging about "fair fights" that I thought I'd bring the topic to GD. I say crying about fair fights is the lament of losers. What say you? As I've often heard, the only unfair fight is ...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.10 17:56:00
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19. I have taken command of the Halaima ice field. (Take two) - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Janus Varg wrote: The best defence against bumping is surely to stop giving a damn, ram him back until he realizes his time is better spent elsewhere, and go back to what you were doing. I mean if you're already mining, you must have a lot of p...
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.07.02 20:43:00
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20. You can have my stuff - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Cannibal Kane wrote: Since my Hair is fabulous.... Give me all your stuff. Cannibal, is that Tresemme you use? I could only hope to get as much body and lift as you do. Alas, I gotta settle for corn rows.
- by Daemon Ceed - at 2012.06.22 11:16:00
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